USA Network TV Schedule: Thursday, December 5
USA Network offers a dynamic lineup this Thursday, featuring edge-of-your-seat crime dramas, hilarious comedies, and live sports action. Whether you're a fan of investigative thrillers or laugh-out-loud humor, there's something to keep you entertained throughout the day. Here's a detailed look at the schedule:
Late-Night Crime Thrillers
12:00 AM – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2003)
Episode: "Shaken" (Season 5, Episode 10)
- A missing infant is discovered badly beaten, leading to a heartbreaking investigation.
- Genre: Crime Drama
1:00 AM – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2003)
Episode: "Escape" (Season 5, Episode 11)
- A motel standoff takes a dark turn when a pedophile holds Detective Benson hostage.
- Genre: Crime Drama
2:00 AM – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2002)
Episode: "Vulnerable" (Season 4, Episode 3)
- Detectives investigate a sadistic crime involving a senile elderly woman.
- Genre: Crime Drama
3:00 AM – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2002)
Episode: "Lust" (Season 4, Episode 4)
- Central Park becomes the hunting ground of a serial rapist and murderer.
- Genre: Crime Drama
5:00 AM – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (2002)
Episode: "Angels" (Season 4, Episode 6)
- An exotic travel agency is revealed to cater to sexual predators.
- Genre: Crime Drama
Morning Drama and Action
6:00 AM – 911 Crisis Center (2021)
Episode: "Help Is on the Way" (Season 1, Episode 12)
- The team rallies to support a pregnant teammate during a challenging shift.
- Genre: Reality/Drama
6:30 AM – NCIS: Los Angeles (2011)
Episode: "Personal" (Season 2, Episode 17)
- Deeks becomes the focus of an investigation after being shot during a robbery.
- Genre: Action/Drama
7:30 AM – NCIS: Los Angeles (2011)
Episode: "Harm's Way" (Season 2, Episode 18)
- Sam resumes an alias and embarks on a dangerous rescue mission in Yemen.
- Genre: Action/Drama
Midday Crime Marathons
8:30 AM – Law & Order: SVU (2002)
Episode: "Juvenile" (Season 4, Episode 9)
- Detectives investigate the involvement of two junior-high students in a murder.
- Genre: Crime Drama
9:30 AM – Law & Order: SVU (2003)
Episode: "Mercy" (Season 4, Episode 14)
- A pediatrician faces questioning after a dead baby is found in a cooler.
- Genre: Crime Drama
10:30 AM – Law & Order: SVU (2003)
Episode: "Pandora" (Season 4, Episode 15)
- Stabler tracks a missing girl who may have fallen victim to a child pornographer.
- Genre: Crime Drama
12:30 PM – Law & Order: SVU (2004)
Episode: "Families" (Season 5, Episode 15)
- A family comes under scrutiny after a teenage girl is murdered.
- Genre: Crime Drama
Afternoon Sports Highlights
2:30 PM – Premier League Live (2013)
- Insightful analysis and updates on Premier League soccer.
- Genre: Sports
3:15 PM – Premier League Soccer (2024)
Match: Live from Vitality Stadium, Bournemouth, England
- Top-tier soccer action directly from the UK.
- Genre: Sports
5:15 PM – Premier League Goal Zone (2013)
- A recap of the week’s most exciting Premier League moments.
- Genre: Sports
Evening Comedy Films
5:30 PM – Semi-Pro (2008)
- Will Ferrell stars as a singer-turned-basketball team owner in this outrageous sports comedy.
- Genre: Comedy/Sports
7:30 PM – Step Brothers (2008)
- Two grown men (Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly) clash hilariously when their parents marry.
- Genre: Comedy
9:30 PM – Step Brothers (2008)
- Catch a second showing of this fan-favorite comedy.
11:30 PM – Semi-Pro (2008)
- Another chance to enjoy this laugh-out-loud basketball comedy.
Where to Watch
- Live Broadcast: USA Network via cable or satellite.
- Streaming Options: Episodes available on the USA Network app and partnered streaming platforms.
- On-Demand: Record your favorite shows using DVR to enjoy them at your leisure.
Conclusion
Thursday's programming on USA Network delivers an engaging mix of suspenseful crime dramas, live sports, and lighthearted comedies. Whether you’re starting your morning with high-stakes investigations or winding down with gut-busting laughs, USA Network ensures a full day of top-tier entertainment. Don’t miss a moment!